http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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This is my joke. funny

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Do you believe this will change?

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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space is fun

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Anti Joke

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