- Anti Joke

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?