four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Anti Joke

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