What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Ass

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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