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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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