Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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69, hahaha

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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who eats pencils asians

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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