- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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