Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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i eat poop

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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69

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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