- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What's 9+10=? 19

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

no

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what do you call a black man named mike

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Ha

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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