Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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