- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's red and has wheels a red car....

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

who is awesome? no one...

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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