- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

YOLO MAH BROLO

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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