How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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asian drivers.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Ouch.

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Facebook...

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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