A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Women's Rights

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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