whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Six million.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Gabe Mercado

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