- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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