Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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