What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

It says so on your cap.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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