Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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alston wang

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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