What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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