- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

no

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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