Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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poop

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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your a towel.

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The penn state football administration

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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