- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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