- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

don't look behind you

i love huge wieners.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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