Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Women's Rights

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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