Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

knock knock

hey.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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