- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

what do you call a black man named mike

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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