why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock What

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Blarg

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Women

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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alston wang

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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