Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Your mother

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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