Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Six million.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Gabe Mercado

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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