What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

YOLO MAH BROLO

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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