Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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