What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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GONNA

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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