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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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what do you call a black man named mike

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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