What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

who is awesome? no one...

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

what is stupid and reading this you

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