- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

no

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

b

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

general tso's broccoli

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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