A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Garry Glitters on here

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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