Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

womens rights to vote

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

The 19th Amendment

Women Voting

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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