- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

No it isn't.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

I have a crush on my dad.

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