wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Sorry boss

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Women's Sports

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Anti Joke

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