What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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*you're

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Knock knock What

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Enchilada

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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anne hatthaway

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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im a selling a car

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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