What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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