- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

George Bush.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Hey

A jew go out of a bar

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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