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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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