Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Anagram.

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Dislike this

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Rebecca Black

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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I like to eat people

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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