Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

-When is a door not a door? -Never

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Hey, we're both lawyers.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Woman's rights.

Jared Gough is a slut

whats really hot the sun

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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