whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Gabe Mercado

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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