- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What time is it? 10:58

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

What is the difference between a duck?

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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