*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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asian drivers.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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