- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

i eat poop

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