so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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