(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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