- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Chuck Norris.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

PUDDING

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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