The Irish man was sober.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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That didn't hurt.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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George Bush.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Ass

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