- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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