- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Knock Knock Come in

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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