A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

OBAMA

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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