- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

who is awesome? no one...

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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