- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

-When is a door not a door? -Never

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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