Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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democracy

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Cows go moo.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Gadaffi

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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