What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

penis hehehehe

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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