What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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