do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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