man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Black Veil Brides.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Japan called... They need help.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Women's sports

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Anti Joke

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