What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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