- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Cold camel scrotum.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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