- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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