Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

What is black but also yellow? A song.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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