Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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