What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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