- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

whats white and gooy liguid goop

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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