A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Japan called... They need help.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

George Bush.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

like for a handjob.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Women's sports

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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