My mom just died....

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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