Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Anti Joke

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