If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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anne hatthaway

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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I like to eat people

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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How old is victor? Old

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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