What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Enchilada

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Kah-________-

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Hello

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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