I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Women's Rights

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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