Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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