What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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