- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What's 9+10=? 19

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Take my wife- to the store.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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