HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

like for a handjob.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

marshal sterio had sex

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why did the child step on a ball?

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Your mother

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