- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

marshal sterio had sex

like for a handjob.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Why did the child step on a ball?

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

stop it ryan vallee

Your mother

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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