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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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