A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

This is not a joke.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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