Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

The Holocaust

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Hey, look under there! Under what?

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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