- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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