- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Knock Knock No one answers....

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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