- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Six million.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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