- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Wheelchair high jump

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

marshal sterio had sex

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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