your a towel.

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The penn state football administration

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Woman's rights.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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The Bible

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You just won the game...

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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