- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

No it isn't.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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