- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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