- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat boy walked into a party

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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