a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Black Veil Brides.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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